Doggie Genesis

In the beginning there was Runner, and Runner was good. But his master was to build new temples in the nations to the south, leaving Runner to be exiled to the matriarch in the north. Runner lain with Sparky and was fertile. So Og the dog was brought into the kingdom. Og was an unruly one, causing much dismay and unrest, but in time Runner was blessed with Og's seed, begetting Homey, Goldy, and Spare Dog. Goldy stayed behind in the north, but Homey, (Can we take a puppy home? Can we, can we take one home?) and Spare Dog journeyed back to the homeland in the south. Much exalting with two puppy's occurred. Spare Dog went to guard some strangers land. Homey ruled for many years. In time Og was executed during a war with a bordering neighbor. Clyde Da Mutn Da Hunt was his royal paper carrying successor. Clyde and Homey lived a peaceful life but their existent caused jealousy in the queen of the household to then brought Bailey into the house. She then proclaimed the sheepdog Bailey to be blind and appointed herself the official seeing eye person. Bailey lived to a ripe smelly old age, and a great sadness swept the land when he passed. Homey lost the, Homey vrs Goliath car battle, and a darkness ensued the kingdom. Clyde has lead a long and prosperous life, but one with out descendants, praise to the holy vets scalpel. There is talk in the land of the coming of a new dog. But hear me, I will smote any that dare bring another living thing unto my kingdom. Let it be said, let it be done.